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5. Don't listen to the nicotine-addicted part of your brain. It will try its hardest to convince you to smoke. It will tell you that you have a great excuse to smoke, the best excuse in the world, the type of excuse that nobody could possibly blame you for choosing to smoke. Hell, your excuse is just so damn good that you suspect a lot of non-smokers would pick up a cigarette if they were in your situation. Trust me, no matter what...Oops! Think there's a word limit to posts.
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5. Don't listen to the nicotine-addicted part of your brain. It will try its hardest to convince you to smoke. It will tell you that you have a great excuse to smoke, the best excuse in the world, the type of excuse that nobody could possibly blame you for choosing to smoke. Hell, your excuse is just so damn good that you suspect a lot of non-smokers would pick up a cigarette if they were in your situation. Trust me, no matter what your excuse is - it is total and utter b@llocks. (NB - Calling b@llocks to relapses has been covered previously. I am not going knee-deep in b@llocks again - b@llocks to that, sorry!

So, to sum up, to deal with the unavoidable craves that will arise:

DFS x infinity, followed by NOPE for the rest of your life. Show more